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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm more of a James 5:1-6 myself

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In case anyone else is curious

spoiler

5 Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.[a] 6 You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.

waow-based

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

The donkey dick parable

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Turns out that continually running lean for years, designing products worse than your competitors, releasing lots of literally damaged product and refusing to recall it, then announcing massive layoffs, cost cutting measures, and removing dividends is a REALLY good way to anger literally everyone, nuke your stock, and possibly your company

I've never seen a large tech company with such a long standing and established rep go out of it's way to self immolate like this

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 26 points 11 months ago

Unfettered continual growth is cancer behavior. It's gotta eat something. Sometimes it'll get a big fish.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Falling rate of profit gonna fall.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This wasn't meant as a reply, I'm dumb

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Oh wow that's a really bad sign.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

"And thus we beseech thee Oh Lord, may thou make the line Go Up forevermore, and punish those who forsake yee and declare that infinite growth on a finite planet is impossible and will lead to ruin, for through You all things are possible. Bless us with eternal returns, and smite those unbelieves who warn against investing $700k in a single stock"

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

my lord, who reigns from a hexagon, hallowed be thy name, thy bottled water come, may the masses starve and die

amen

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Given the whole camel and eye of a needle thing, it sure is kind of Yahweh to impoverish all these assholes before the Rapture War really pops off

Though, I would have preferred his son's approach: jesus-cleanse porky-scared barbara-pit