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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

any place where 50% of the population is treated as meat is not a place any human should purposefully go.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

This is cannibal erasure and you should feel bad

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Come to Afghanistan for the food! Stay because now you can't leave, you American infidel"

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The food is really good though

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I’m lucky enough to live in a place with a solid number of Afghan expats. Can confirm they make some delicious food.

[–] DeepThought42@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Real shame they blew up those statues of Buddha. Those might have draw in some tourists. :|

[–] Heni_meat_smasher_69@ani.social -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmm? What does evolutionary fitness have to do with the barbarians destroying art they had no hope of imitating that honors a philosophical achievement that no random pedophile warlord could even hardly grasp?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, literally? Foolish choices of the past are limiting economic opportunities of the present, meaning they will have less success compared to their peers, other nations. The concept of natural selection doesn't have to be limited to literal generational gene transfer, but can be applied to other areas. I mean technically you might be better served thinking of it more in terms of game theory or some shit, but a hand-waving application of natural selection isn't terrible.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotcha. The Afghani of the future will be worse off because of the present. Now I understand what you were communicating.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

It wasn't actually my comment, just my interpretation of what they were trying to say. Still, I'm fairly confident that's what they were getting at.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who DOESN'T want to visit a bloodthirsty theocratic warlord-state?

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, plenty of people vacation in America

[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey! I don't think we have warlords here by the strict definition of the term.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Our warlords go to work in business suits

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just give it another year or so.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

As bad as the US can be, it's not even close.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i think just remembering not to throw acid at women would help.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I thought this was an India thing..

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

"Come to Afghanistan! Enjoy our wonderful mus- Shop for fashionable cl- Enjoy our historic sculpt- We play a game that's kind of like polo with a goat carcass, check it out!"

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Yeah, see this is why it's important to have a project plan beforehand. If we'd known "tourism" was on the roadmap we'd have done a few things differently.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honey! We can go to Afghanistan where we can live out my dream of you being human cattle!?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 10 months ago
[–] kromem@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Looking for something to do?

You can throw the first stone for only $9.99.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you ever feel like your job is difficult keep in mind there is someone with this job.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the making of a funny TV show shot like flight of the conchords

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Think we can sell an animated series version to Netflix that they cancel after a boycott and no one binging it in one day after only 8 episodes?

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't have it any other way!

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Borat Trilogy confirmed. How amazing if Sacha went over in disguise.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 10 months ago

Maybe they can let tourists throw the first stone. I’m sure that would appeal to a niche demographic underserved by the tourism market.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't there some influencer who went there last year to prove he was safer there than in the West and they murdered him?

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] athos77@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Found it - Miles Routledge, and he wasn't murdered, "just" captured and held prisoner by the Taliban for eight months.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Miles described his time of imprisonment as a "holiday" and "living the lap of luxury", saying he was kept in a luxurious guest house, with several Taliban servants, and that he has been treated well during his time there, even being able to buy an Xbox, and being well fed with foods like pizza and kebabs. He recently went back to Afghanistan to visit his friends in the GDI and plans to open businesses such a gold mine there

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_Routledge

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I heard they don't even chop off your head anymore! I was floored! They only scratch it a little now. It's like that Catholic thing where they mark the doors red and they mark their forehead with ashes. But they do run you over and stone you. It's an improvement.

[–] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Guessing men only?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the word woo makes me think Muhammad is going to suck my dick

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Who needs Muhammed when the Taliban are lining up to suck capitalisms dick?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

No, no, don't worry, they're attracting Chinese tourists and selling the nation's mineral rights to Chinese corporations, so it's actually Socialism With Chinese Characteristics.