So the Saudi prince comes to me and says Allah, very great - the best, is the Light of the heavens and the earth. Very magnificent, folks! Many people - smart beautiful people - are holding fast to his rope, folks!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

...are holding fast to his rope, folks!

Oh! I lost it there!

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

I want to hear his pitch for the Confucian Analects.

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

OK but here me out

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel and the United States

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.

-Imam bin Trump

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say Donald Trump without the title Sheikh.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This isn’t real, is it?

…

IS IT?

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

No, but he did do this with a Bible, which is what they're making fun of.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Based on this hilariously transparent grift https://web.archive.org/web/20240329035701/https://godblesstheusabible.com/

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Not yet!