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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's fucked up that biden is going around biting people and they blame innocent dogs

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Secret service so pissed they can’t shoot a dog.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

That was such a great post lmao heartbreaking

[–] DavidGarcia 7 points 1 year ago

good doggies

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He has as much control over that dog as he does Israel

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Meaning he personally infected that dog with rabies

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

There is no dog, only a physical manifestation of Genocide Joe's bloodlust

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would have stopped going near the dog after the 23rd bite, personally

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Dont tell me to read the article I dont care and never will

[–] Dawn_Beveridge@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

😔 this wouldn't keep happening if they got rid of the random guy who keeps hanging around Commander and answers no when staffers ask "does your dog bite"😭

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Comrade Commander 😍

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Nice to have someone in Washington on our side 07 no-dogs-no-masters

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Direct action gets the goods.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A dog that is properly cared for and who lives in a suitable environment does not bite people all the time. Genocide Joe got himself a dog as a propaganda prop without ever intending to be a responsible owner. Now we are seeing the signs of animal abuse. He is an evil asshole through a d through.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yea it's wild that people gave trump shit for not having a dog so Biden got some to be better than Trump, evidently never having owned a dog before, and then apparently abused the shit out of it based on its behavior.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or people just keep messing with that dog, thinking that because he's The President's™️ dog he won't bite.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah this is definitely a dog with behavioral issues. My guess is nobody actually socialized the dog and it was largely neglected except for getting fed.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

maybe all secret service agents come across as threats and / or non-humans

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biden: "this dog symbolises America"

Dog: bites everyone

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Bites everyone and gets away with it

[–] johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The dog could just be an asshole.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TREASONOUS secret service members slathering themselves in anchovy oil to ENTRAP loyal HERO dog

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Kinetic mouth related incidents between secret service agents and dog leave 24 injured.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

If I had any skill I'd edit the audio of a Whitehouse press conference to have the sounds of a dog snarling, panicked shouting, radio crackles, and maybe an occasional gunshot in the background.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Hope the good boy drew blood in every case

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Old man Biden's dog gonna bite you kiddo.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Comrade Commander rat-salute-2

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Commander Bitin'

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

CNN has been bought out by the Kremlin which is why the story is being reported right now.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

And God only knows how many people those secret service agents have bitten in turn. Soon all of Washington will be infected, and after that... The world.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Did they get their semen in time?

[–] Sleazy_Albanese@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

have we got a Biden dog emote

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we get a list of who it bit? It has to of bitten other people

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Secret Service are cops, maybe commander just instantly recognized they'd all kill him if given the chance. Dogs can be pretty vibes based.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Im guessing he has bitten Macron or someone, who is on that list