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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Sent 100 billion to Ukraine and get nothing out of it.

Would cost 20 billion to end homelessness to tackle a real issue in the US AND save future costs from well....people not being homeless.

Clown world should have been our meme. joker-amerikkklap

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic" - libs

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit, if that doesn't sum up burger brain psychosis.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even CHUDs pulled that as a gotcha in 2016 with refugees in Europe.

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[–] kot@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homelessness and unemployment are features of capitalism. It's not that they're incompetent at solving the problem, they don't want to solve it and don't see it as a problem. They think it's good that they can blackmail the population into abusive work conditions and into paying ridiculous amounts of money for rent.

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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

On the contrary: We killed a bunch of Russians, so this was actually a really good investment.
You see we in the west (tm) are the good guys because that's how we think

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

engels has not returned marx's letter requesting cash, 1872, colorized

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His baseline is the 14 words.

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

according to liberals, Ukraine is winning significantly while Russia has 500,000,000 dead soldiers. Ukraine is kicking ass without our help!

Each death on both sides is also being added to the Victims of Communism book.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

zelensky-pain "They don't want to Slava anymore"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christ, you say this as a joke, but Ukraine has been ruthlessly exploited for sex workers since the 90s.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sure, this is going on, but the real moral failing is two consenting adult women wanting to get married. Their lives are constant parties just for being born in the right place and right time, while I have to slave away paying taxes to child predators....and then rent to some hedge fund also run by a child predator. Fuck.

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[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago

That image is the sequel to abandoned zelensky

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

The "last helicopter out of Saigon" moment of this war will be Zelensky finally shaving and breaking out a suit again

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Pentagon: "What happened to the last $100B we sent you?"

Zelensky, trying to keep giant bags full of quarters from spilling out of his oversized coat: "Oops! All gone!"

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When you're 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon... and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:

zelensky-pain

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[–] NPa@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (13 children)
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[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

poor guy, not even an ethnic-cleansing Nazi by most accounts, he just enables them and speaks for them internationally

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is he thinking of stealing and selling the light fixtures?

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[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

ukkkraine is at least 120,000 square kilometers smaller, has an economy half the size of the Gauteng province (as opposed to just slightly less than), up to its eyeballs in debt and it's infrastructure sold off to private entities for a back-alley handjob.

As for ZelensKKKy himself... probably goes into exile to Estonia to drink all the cheap vodka like a wildebeest in the safari.

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[–] aaro@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

me when I frew up and I have to go tell mom and dad angery

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The best thing he could do for himself right now would be to hold some kind of election, loose it and then quietly fuck off to his Italian mansion.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Euromaidan 2 and he flees to his London condo?

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is usually when the game forces a surrender

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... I wonder how much copper I could rip out of the walls...

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should do comeback comedy special

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[–] Pisha@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Standing lessons not paying off somehow

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Ask the eu for money

[–] RedArcher@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

He'll totally beat back the ~~Asiatic hordes~~ Russians any day now in a massive counter-offensive and win the war for good! Just keep sending him billions in taxpayer money, please!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure that 90% of Ukraine has already been sold. They've even sold shit they don't control and never will.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Government properties in the Donbass is the new land on Mars scam

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[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

He’s like me frfr

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

He'll have to sell off a third of his R3ich wardrobe collection.

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[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

He’s about two steps away from streaming Fortnite on Twitch.

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[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

bro thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu

[–] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O's.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Ummm excuse me, Zelenskyy, sweaty. Its a free market, if you have no money that's your own fault. 💅 Its up to you to make a Patreon or a Gofundme and put the work in. The only one holding you back is you! 😤

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