Tachanka

"conversion therapy" is a euphemism for CW ::: spoiler spoiler SA

If we're going by nominative determinism, and king shidas turns everything to shid, then king midas should turn everything into mids

Ford Pinto

Mad scientist: At last, I have invented a bad bean!

Communist publishes book explaining capitalism, capitalists read it and learn from it while workers barely touch it

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

In the 2nd Edition Hudson says that lots of capitalists and feds read his book, and they began obfuscating economic statistics because of this book.

Corporation pirates millions of books to train AI: No charge

Bourgeois individual commits billions of dollars in fraud: 40 months in country club prison

Homeless man steals $100 and gives it back: 15 years in general population prison

Any questions?

It is 2025

AI writes code to update itself

I still have to load the dishwasher by hand

I still have to change the baby's diapers

I still have to go to work tomorrow

Do things ever happen?

Some say nothing ever happens.

Others argue that everything always happens.

I love the real movement.

Free My Big Homie

Yeah. That's the problem.

Conservaturds: Make America Great AGAIN (implying it was great when there was slavery, or segregation, or sharecropping, or whatever it is in the past that they venerate so much)

Liberals: America Is ALREADY Great! (implying no further progress is needed and that our settler colonial empire is basically an ideal society)

Nobody in power is willing to say America Has Always Been Shit

cult of personality

I think they might be referring to this lady. She wasn't CIA but she was pretty close.