نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

meanwhile the volcel police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

volcel-police

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

my sides have transcended the material plane

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

sooooooo tactical dean-malice

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

"Please don't fuck the guns; their gussy is cold" admiral-biederman

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

you can make this in tarkov

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

For the literal gear humpers

[–] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are the cums joke?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts

[–] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago

Eeeeew.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Cum and get it