Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
"Help I fell off a ladder and died while trying to guardian a genocide" 
Frag your officers kiddos
Only one of the seals slipped and fell off a ladder. The other guy decided to jump in after him. This is apparently what seals are trained to do, so critical support for navy seal training?
Where we go one, we go all
if all your friends jumped off a (ship's) bridge [into the raging sea] would you follow them?
How many navy seals does it take to screw in a light bulb? I dunno but when the first one inevitably slips off the ladder a second is gonna jump after him.
There's probably some polar bear jokes to make about this too.
EDIT: Do Orcas eat seals?
They very much do, and quite effectively sometime
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Not enough holes in that pizza.
