Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...
Is it the average landlord?
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there's a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
Bivalves. At least when you're not eating them.
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
Are soft shelled turtles slimey?
Saint bernard?
I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
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It's Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It's the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
I'm saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
A one-walled lean-to?
I wonder if it is just stone
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
Cattersnail?
No, Snailapillar!
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i'd pay for the onlyfans
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
A house.
Barnacle.
Bro, that's a regular old house.
How'd you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i'd like to be last in line :) giggity
Robot lawn mower
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A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had "only" 4 legs.
Florida man
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