there's a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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Saint bernard?
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...
Is it the average landlord?
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
🦀 🦀 🦀
Cattersnail?
No, Snailapillar!
I wonder if it is just stone
I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
A one-walled lean-to?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
🤔
Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
It's Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It's the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i'd pay for the onlyfans
What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?
lobsters?
Definitly some mollusque.
Florida man
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
A house.
Robot lawn mower
Barnacle.
Bro, that's a regular old house.
How'd you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i'd like to be last in line :) giggity
Coral
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A horny turtle
Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.
Too many legs
They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.
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A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
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