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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Where is c/turtle when I need it?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.