Proving how alpha they are by kicking a grizzly bear
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Really prove how alpha they are by camping in the Rockies with open packets of bacon in their tent
Epic bacon lololol
Alpha chad call a black bear the n-word challenge
DO NOT mix ammonia and bleach to create the most powerful known cleaning solution. We the woke mob HATE this trick because it makes cleaning your house so much quicker.
It's a shame that handy trick only works indoors or places with poor ventilation.
For outdoor cleaning the fastest way is with fire. The woke mob hates it when you use fire to get rid of the leaf pile that's against your garage.
Loony lefties SPEECHLESS when based chad takes off in V-22 Osprey
- drink shots of extra strength bleach
Very triggering for me! Makes me CRY.
Poke a hornet nest with a stick
Lick doorknobs
-post hog
Redirect F150 exhaust into cabin. I would ragecry and mald so hard if patriots just did it like it was nothing, when meanwhile I am way too soy to pull it off
Using a neti pot with raw water
purchase and fly a v-tail beechcraft bonanza
Ignore the "lock out/tag out" safety procedure
No that can get other people hurt
Dear chuds of the world: please do not disarm all the nuclear weapons. I'd be really friggin' upset if you somehow made all the nuclear weapons inert.
And if you do that it would really rub salt in my wounds if you repurposed all that technology toward nuclear energy to help us transition away from fossil fuels.
Seriously chuds don't do this