this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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I'll start:

-poop their pants

-drinking unpasteurized milk

-eating raw chicken

-consuming random mushrooms they find in the forest

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

DO NOT mix ammonia and bleach to create the most powerful known cleaning solution. We the woke mob HATE this trick because it makes cleaning your house so much quicker.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

It's a shame that handy trick only works indoors or places with poor ventilation.

For outdoor cleaning the fastest way is with fire. The woke mob hates it when you use fire to get rid of the leaf pile that's against your garage.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Proving how alpha they are by kicking a grizzly bear

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really prove how alpha they are by camping in the Rockies with open packets of bacon in their tent

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Epic bacon lololol

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Alpha chad call a black bear the n-word challenge

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Loony lefties SPEECHLESS when based chad takes off in V-22 Osprey

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
  • drink shots of extra strength bleach

Very triggering for me! Makes me CRY.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Poke a hornet nest with a stick

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

purchase and fly a v-tail beechcraft bonanza

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Lick doorknobs

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Redirect F150 exhaust into cabin. I would ragecry and mald so hard if patriots just did it like it was nothing, when meanwhile I am way too soy to pull it off

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Meh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Using a neti pot with raw water

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore the "lock out/tag out" safety procedure

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

No that can get other people hurt

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Dear chuds of the world: please do not disarm all the nuclear weapons. I'd be really friggin' upset if you somehow made all the nuclear weapons inert.

And if you do that it would really rub salt in my wounds if you repurposed all that technology toward nuclear energy to help us transition away from fossil fuels.

Seriously chuds don't do this