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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I didn't ask for this 😭

[–] monogram 1 points 3 days ago

Won’t somebody think of the children!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

standard issue

orange

void

floof

ron perlman

tuxedo

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

[–] psycosulu@ani.social 1 points 3 days ago

You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"You're lion"

"no i'm not"

"ja u ar"

"no i'm not"

"cheetah"

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Ches. hired.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • Garfield
  • Tom
  • Puss in boots
  • The one in the hat
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

1000001875

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 4 days ago

Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Rotisserie chicken

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 4 days ago
[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Wacky, crazy bitches... voila.. that covers every kitty.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)

That should be all

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

Most common states are:

  • spaced outie
  • zoomie
  • the observer
  • butt-lick
  • carnage from the void
[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

That is "zoomie"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

sleve mcdichael

I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Easy.

pspspsps

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...