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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Her eyes were like stars. Not because they sparkled but because they were so far apart."

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Anya Taylor Joy?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This has what romance readers crave, it's got elEctrolYtes!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

A friend of mine actually has glacier freeze colored eyes. We were on a psychedelic adventure and I got it in my head that I NEEDED to taste his eyeballs. He finally let me and I was extremely disappointed that they just tasted like eyeball, not Gatorade.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

This was written by a guy who had nothing but sports for a career path that got an injury which meant they would never go pro and they had to switch majors to literature, thinking that writing is "hella easy bro".

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Her eyes were the striking blue of glacier freeze. Accented by her cheeks, flushed as fruit punch. Her demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like lemon lime on a hot summer day. Her dress the color of citrus cooler.

Honestly it kind of works with the flavor names and less "like". It'd be a great little joke to slide into something.

[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The "kind of" is doing the heavy lifting here

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[–] four@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Men writing women smh my head

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is fluidicication better or worse than objectification?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Certainly better than spaghettification

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago

Heresy against his Noodliness

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He pepsied over to her, shooting her a cool fanta glance that she avoided chester cheeterly. "Why won't you look at me?" he lionbarred, his lips trembling like coco pops. "I... I... just caan't!" she freddied, clear salty caramel drops falling from her hershey eyes as she pulled out her magnum and starbursted into his chest, leaving three skittle shaped holes where his aero heart was. He slumped over, spilling vimto everywhere. Then a big wave of chocolate just, I dunno, sweeps everyone out into sea.

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

the title is the best part of this post, great work OP

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yellow gatorade isnt mysterious... White gatorade is.

Yellow gatorade is lemon. White gatorade can be literally anything. Sometimes it's cherry, sometimes it's grape, sometimes it tastes like Red and other times it tastes like Blue.

[–] Noturbuddy@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

But it always reminds me of you 🤩❤️😉

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I used to enjoy following that community on another platform before I left.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She crossed her arms under her breasts, then tugged her braid.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That phrase literally ruined the author for me

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He thirsts for electrolytes.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Elle Ectrolytes

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gatorade is like summer camp bug juice, you refer to it by color, not flavor.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The flavor is mostly just sugar anyways

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would argue that the citric acid is as important of a flavor component.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I would argue against you, but I'd be wrong

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

This would be a quote from a book in idiocracy if they knew how to read.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

She sounds like she's from an early 2000's music video.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When AI takes over content creation we're going to see this unironically.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Gatorade is for farming

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Poetry is so beautiful