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He thirsted for her (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He pepsied over to her, shooting her a cool fanta glance that she avoided chester cheeterly. "Why won't you look at me?" he lionbarred, his lips trembling like coco pops. "I... I... just caan't!" she freddied, clear salty caramel drops falling from her hershey eyes as she pulled out her magnum and starbursted into his chest, leaving three skittle shaped holes where his aero heart was. He slumped over, spilling vimto everywhere. Then a big wave of chocolate just, I dunno, sweeps everyone out into sea.