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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Snore doctor thinks she knows how the human body works.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah? Today there are more people dying from dihydrogen monoxide than in the past.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Is she actually an MD?

...that is scary.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you pay a University enough money, they'll give you any title or degree you want.

Case in point, Trump has an economics degree from Wharton.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

Sort of. I got a biology degree which meant I spent a lot of time in and out of class with "pre med" students. It was a program my school was known for and significant portion of the student population. Of the 100 or so students I saw daily my senior year more than half are now doctors. And about of quarter of them do shit like this.

They aren't dumber or richer than anyone else, they just realized that you can gather a very large pile of money by selling bullshit to rubes.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah like where is her degree from? They should be ashamed.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Honestly I think schools these days are a test of patience and a test of playing social games. Not intelligence.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She's been out of school for too long. She probably a GP, which has a wealth of knowledge on all subjects but very little specific knowledge. Ask experts, not unqualified quacks.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

She's actually an ENT, but it really doesn't matter what your specialty is. Mnra vaccines are new enough that unless you are actively researching them or are in a specialty like infections disease, most MD's aren't really going to be very familiar with them.

I specialize in orthopedics and rehabilitation, I know about bones, joints and the things that connect to bones and joints..... If anyone asks me about vaccines I'm going to refer them to someone who actually really knows what they're talking about.

I don't trust the vaccines because I went to med school. I trust the vaccines because my colleagues in infectious disease trust the vaccines and this is what they do all day.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Bang on. Grifters go around finding someone who will agree with their grift. They didn't ask any doctor, they asked one who would agree with them.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Like 30.to 40 years old at this point. One of the reasons they where able to do the COVID vaccine so quickly. Could you imagine if they just did them from scratch considering one of the side effects the lady who was working on them had to overcome was burning. Could you imagine the freakout if the COVID vaccine burned.

And who cares if they're new a vaccine is a vaccine. The basic principal is the same.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm in my late 30s and feel that way about the schools I went to. I studied chemistry and while some of the material was good most of my grades were about teacher pleasing and completing arbitrary assignments.

They cared more about layout and formatting than about actual content in project reports.

Edit: I think the main purpose of higher schools is not to learn but to prepare you for corporate life. Accept whatever task is given no matter how stupid or wasteful it is. Also don't challenge authority because your grades will suffer and if you do it too much you'll fail.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Absolutely. Universities went from institution that's taught you how to think outside the box to a place that teaches you how to fill positions at a lab/office/whatever. They don't want you inventing the future, they want you filling their prescriptions or fixing their phones. It might lead into the old adage that those who don't know how to do, teach? I don't buy that, but still...

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you call a med student that got a 1.5 GPA?

Doctor

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Doctor"?

I think you mean "GP", as in "general practitioner."

Don't bring the PhDs into this. Captain Holt would not approve.

https://youtu.be/1BCXJ3yC65o

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Interesting. Do your general practicioners not have doctorates? I wonder what that D stands for in the MD behind her name...

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[–] Honytawk 69 points 1 day ago

Yeah the normality would require us dying

I'll take the antibodies every time.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I came up with an analogy for vaccines that I'm thinking might actually penetrate the think skulls of some of these motherfuckers. If you agree, please feel free to use it... It goes like this:

When soldiers are preparing for their life in the service, what do they do? Stand around with their thumbs in their asses waiting for an enemy to attack? No. They train. They train day and night. They train until they have all of the maneuvers and tactics burned into their brains.

They use guns and tanks to defend.

So for defense, most would agree that the soldiers doing the fighting need two main things: training and equipment.

This is the same for your immune system. The equipment that your body needs to mount a good defence comes in the form of vitamins, minerals, and most importantly, calories to keep everything operating as good as it can.

Vaccines are the other side of that equation. They're the training regimen for your immune system. It's the practice run before going into a live-fire situation.

Vaccines, in and of themselves, can't do shit to stop you from getting an infection, or a disease. That's not what vaccines do. They only train the soldiers of your immune system to recognize and effectively attack the enemy. Without them, your immune system soldiers will take longer to react to a threat because it will simply take longer to recognise it and attack/eliminate it.

That's it.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I tried using analogies to explain that I need antidepressants just like people need medicine for diabetes or blood pressure and my mother said I need just need to wear some necklace to fights the evil spirits and that chemicals are bad blahh blahh I just... 🤦‍♂️

You can't fight conservatives with logic, and when there are crazies using mainstream media to amplify their craziness, conspiracy theories and spiritualism seems even more legitimte to them, they think that science and spirialtualisn are on equal footing and each is equally valid. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ (yea I used the facepalm emoji twice in one comment, because emphasis is needed)

P.S. For context, my parents are not your typical white American christians in the deep south that you normally hear about online, if you think its just that stereotypical demographic beliving in weird things; they are agnostic theists (not sure what their "religion" really is btw, they dont visit religious buildings) and we are ethnic Chinese that are living in the US at the moment.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Just show them this comic

https://xkcd.com/2425/

[–] SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

No analogy will get through to them because you don't understand the problem.

It's not about a lack of understanding on how vaccines work or the basic physics/biology/etc. behind it. It's about a not unfounded mistrust of media and medicine.

To use a medical analogy; you're providing a vaccine after they've gone into sepsis and are surprised that it's not curative.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The problem isn't with the understanding of how vaccines work, the reason idiots don't want vaccines is they dont trust what you're telling them is the case.

In their mind, these soldiers you're training are better if they're naturally fit and learning how to fight through real world experience.

And this "training" you're giving your soldiers, is actually just Al-Qaeda's communist lgbtqia+/? agenda being pushed by Joe Biden and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (in their mind).

Here's the thing: you can't use logic to reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah.

I think it's important to give explanations like Mystik's loudly and often, and maybe a bit quipier if it's too long, because constant exposure to talk radio and other conservative propaganda is partly why they fell into this trap in the first place.

But if they're not listening, you just gotta call them stupid weirdos and make them feel uncomfortable in public. Make their friends laugh at them, make it seem like your side is having more fun. The fear of being excluded will eventually pull them over, willingly or not.

Unless it doesn't. In which case, we're talking about a breakdown of the social order that is... I don't even know, man. That might be beyond fixing.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not bad. Grabbing them right by their military worship.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

This is exactly what I'm thinking.

Thank you.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 294 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How does a medical association allow this person to keep her license?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

I somehow suspect she is not even using data conditioned by infection history and looking at a mix including individuals that might be recently infected with covid.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 182 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Elevation (really the force of gravity) has an effect on time, so that's technically only true at sea level.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

If we're including time dilation in this, so does velocity. This means that the velocity from earth's rotation that you gain with elevation counteracts the loss in gravity to some extent (I don't know what the total is, I can't be fucked doing the maths). It also means that latitude effects time dilation because the equator is moving faster. This means that 60 seconds in south Africa is not exactly the same as a minute at the equator.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While this may sound reasonable at first glance, it is only true most of the time. Sometimes a minute contains 59 or 61 seconds, even in Africa.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is known as a leap second, named after Usain Bolt leaping over the finish line a second faster than everybody else

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Antibodies are LITERALLY the point. It's the mechanism by which our immune system identifies pathogens and triggers an immune response to them. If they diminish, your immune system is slower to respond and less effective at doing so. If they're gone, it's as if your immune system has never seen the pathogen before and has to adapt from zero again. Vaccines are a way to arm you with those antibodies without as much risk either from genuine infection or your immune system killing you in the attempt to figure out how to kill the new pathogen. You want the antibodies. They keep you healthier.

TL;DR: Vaccine=Antibodies=Good

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That doesn't sound scary at all now that you say it that way.

Please make it scary again so I can fear it and believe it.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Microplastics are found in significantly larger numbers within the bodies of anyone living today than in people who died hundreds of years ago. Living without microplastics is lethal.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

More people die by swimming in water than by swimming in gas.
Ban water!

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

You want spike protein antibodies. That's the point!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Years after? That would be great news.

I thought the protection period was way shorter, on the order of one year?

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[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

"people who drink water have more hydrogen dioxide molecules in them"

edit: yes i see my error now and ill just leave it 💃

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 53 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's Lemmy, of course we're going to see radicals.

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