this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
1257 points (98.9% liked)

Science Memes

16191 readers
2596 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

"Doctor"?

I think you mean "GP", as in "general practitioner."

Don't bring the PhDs into this. Captain Holt would not approve.

https://youtu.be/1BCXJ3yC65o

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Interesting. Do your general practicioners not have doctorates? I wonder what that D stands for in the MD behind her name...

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Ofc they do. But the specifier matters.

For instance, would you disagree that the "therapist" part of the title seems a tad less important when there's something like "orgone" preceding it? Changes the nature, the credibility of what comes after it, no?

I'm not saying medical doctors are into pseudoscience, but we are joking about how badly trained and seemingly unintelligent some of them are. And pointing out "general practitioner" also shows that the doctor didn't specialise, which sometimes is because of lack of ability.

In Finnish a health clinic is "terveyskeskus", "health centre", but a lot of people have come to call them "arvauskeskus" ~ "guessing centre".

The people who actually excel at med schools rarely get stuck at that level and most of the doctors there are like late 20's without experience or specialisation and the "intellectual rigour" they put into their work is... unimpressive, at best.

It's more like they're using a flow chart for every single thing and can't understand a word you're saying.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And that is why we don't have enough GOs people shitting on them.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I respect people who try, and I respect that doctors can still be learning.

But when they literally mess up nine times out of ten and don't even know the basic directions they're supposed to give me for specific lab tests, then they are not skilled enough. Better to have none than to have them fucking it up even further.

When testing for gluten antibodies and before a gastroscopy for celiacs, you're supposed to be on a gluten containing diet for at least 6-12 weeks. I wasn't aware of that, but did realise to ask the doctor if me having completely avoided gluten for more than a year would affect the result. "No it won't affect the result."

Then I go and give it, and then also google the testing procedure. Every single source says that you need at least two weeks of gluten exposure and >95% of them say 6-12 weeks. I bring this politely to the attention of the doctor. She completely dismisses me and then does some office bullshit so she doesn't have to see me anymore.

And I've honestly started running out of politeness, since it's been like almost four decades and they're still having problems with absolutely trivial basic shit. Mostly it's because of the system that's conditioned them into acting that way, not their inherent traits.

So it's not like their education has been entirely wasted, but someone needs to teach them how to think. One should think that critical faculties would be a requirement in being a practicing doctor, but hey-ho, doesn't seem to apply.