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[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old questions answer is....

Ass.

Or both.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Size doesn't matter!

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

There is a reason "don't stick your dick in crazy" is a thing, though.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Ok but what if evil not as in the racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC wizard of darkness way?

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I legitimately love this stupid analogy.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Works for penises too.

A penis made of pennies

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[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Combine both with gold coins or, even more valuable, rhodium bars.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

What about gold-plated latinum?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 112 points 1 day ago (23 children)

People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.

Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."

[–] neshura@bookwyr.me 5 points 16 hours ago

I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.

I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.

Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

Sincerely,

Matelt

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[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.

Look up the largest breast record holder.

That’s too fucking big.

I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.

Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.

There's nothing wrong with them, but, idk there's a certain point where they just look broken.

"Too small" is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven't actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I'm sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I'm not even sure that wouldn't be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

From my experience, cis women with breasts on the smaller side of sizes generally have more sensitive nipples and areolas. Their breasts give more sexual pleasure for them compared to those with breasts on the other end of the size spectrum.
Of course, this isn't true for everyone, but it's something I've noticed and that I get more certain about the more women I'm with as it keeps proving to be a good rule to follow.
I definitely don't put it down as absolute truth, though. I'm certain some other people have experienced the opposite or seen no general correlation.
Women with larger breasts that do get sexual pleasure from them have more often wanted and needed harder and/or more intense play, which makes some sense, IMO. And just to be clear, I'm not saying or think that any of this is better than the other. While I do have my preference, both in size and what kind of play it is, it's obviously always up to them about what and how. I don't think I've ever seen, in person or online, a cis woman with really big breasts climax from just nipple play, while I've seen two in person and many online with smaller breasts who have/do. Maybe it's, at least partly, because the nerves are concentrated in smaller areas and that the breasts experience less force and handling in some ways? A bit like how it is with circumcision and glans (penis tip) sensitivity for men, again in general and not an absolute.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I don't have experience with more than one set of boobs and it turns out my ex just really was never into me.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen plenty. Go to the beach or lake and you'll see a variety of sizes, and sometimes the bikini just doesn't have anything to hold.

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[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 145 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."

[–] tequinhu@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nah, I don't like my own boobs

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.

Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"

The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

“tits is tits.” - Flandish

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