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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.

Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"

The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Monopoly money

Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The farther east you go the more enlightened as well

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that like anime Nasreddin Hoca with a gay twist that is apparently quite popular on the internet now, or is this something else?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is this like a hideo kojima video game, or is this something else

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ohhh, Im not sure i found it on another lemmy post and felt it kinda fits lol

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, monopoly money does have value technically, it's just that it would be a ton of bills

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many monopoly bills would it take for a gas station to fill up my 7 gallon tank?

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Depends on how much the owner likes monopoly or wants to start selling monopoly money.

But if you bundled it with the rest of the game, I'd imagine they'd be willing to trade about 5 or 7 bundles. Of course, it has to be the complete bundle, because the monopoly game without the money is valued far less than with the official money