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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon did philosophy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by hmmm@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Works for penises too.

A penis made of pennies

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it work for ass pennies?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just count them before you put them in so you are sure you get them all out

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Now this is life advice!

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My penis is made of rai stones. You can look but don't touch.