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Anon did philosophy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by hmmm@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tequinhu@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah, I don't like my own boobs

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

I don't like them either. Unless...

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

give 'em to me, mine are too little

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish it were possible to trade boobs. I'm quite fond of mine, but they do get in the way when I'm sleeping sometimes. Imagine if we could have community boobs, where we could trade boobs at will: "Hey Ann, do you still have the party boobs? I'm going shopping for date clothes later so I need them".

It sounds absurd, but the more I think about it, the more I think "why the hell haven't I read any cyberpunk fiction that does this?", because this would totes be as thing.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sleeping sideways (despite being the most comfy position usually) ironically is harder. Owie!