This gave me an idea for my next artpiece...
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Can't wait for them to ban r34 comments {=
Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn't know i needed this morning.
How do I change the USB notification sound to animeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend
God is dead
An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..
Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..
If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off
Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha
This is like the dirtiest thing I've ever read that didn't actually contain anything overtly dirty
The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.
Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.
Agreed. I prefer a 'proper' dock like the HP ultra Slim dock 2013 or the Lenovo ThinkPad pro dock, where you set the laptop into it and you're good to go, but times change and the current usb-c thunderbolt docks are reasonably decent now. One cable if your laptop doesn't have insane power demands, or two if you use a laptop with >100W draw
Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--
You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.
no no, I'm almost there
Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-
I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating
I think I was more just trying to figure out the anatomy. Like I questionsed, their eye is the camera? So does that mean they are opening the screen, and why do they have multiple cameras. Then I realized phones have a bunch now and I haven't looked at laptops in a long while so it could very well be that they have 2 and I don't know. That said. Now I'm wondering if some have 3 cameras top left, center and right. So the left and right can capture a 3 dimensional images/video.
I/Ohhhhhh yeah!
I'm so jealous of the laptop-- I mean, god has abandoned us.
Macbook air can't even understand
Where there is a hole there is a way.
look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
macbook getting cucked
pottery
Smooth like a Ken doll.
this is what docking stations are for
Dock me baby
That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.
Interface all my ports baby
I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?
we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.
Am topologist, I'm counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.
tear ducts also add holes. IDK, check out this video : https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?t=1037
At 1:40 he defines his minimum hole size, but I chose a minimum size that doesn't count tear ducts.
Also I just found out, I may not know what a hole is. If I puncture a plate twice, it now has 3 ways to tie a string through it, so 3 holes? Can anything have just 2 holes?
If you count pores its a big job.
actually, pores are just dents
Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.
brainrot
Anime pfp ☑️
Degenerate sexual something ☑️
Something racist ❌
I will take it.
ThinkPad life!