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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

This gave me an idea for my next artpiece...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Can't wait for them to ban r34 comments {=

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn't know i needed this morning.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

How do I change the USB notification sound to animeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 day ago

God is dead

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

Pic

More photos & guide (Czech)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 7 hours ago

Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..🫩

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

This is like the dirtiest thing I've ever read that didn't actually contain anything overtly dirty

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Agreed. I prefer a 'proper' dock like the HP ultra Slim dock 2013 or the Lenovo ThinkPad pro dock, where you set the laptop into it and you're good to go, but times change and the current usb-c thunderbolt docks are reasonably decent now. One cable if your laptop doesn't have insane power demands, or two if you use a laptop with >100W draw

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 137 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

I think I was more just trying to figure out the anatomy. Like I questionsed, their eye is the camera? So does that mean they are opening the screen, and why do they have multiple cameras. Then I realized phones have a bunch now and I haven't looked at laptops in a long while so it could very well be that they have 2 and I don't know. That said. Now I'm wondering if some have 3 cameras top left, center and right. So the left and right can capture a 3 dimensional images/video.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 29 points 1 day ago

I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

I'm so jealous of the laptop-- I mean, god has abandoned us.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 77 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Macbook air can't even understand

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Where there is a hole there is a way.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[–] three@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago

macbook getting cucked

pottery

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

Smooth like a Ken doll.

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

this is what docking stations are for

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Dock me baby

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

Interface all my ports baby

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

[–] lemmyartistforhire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am topologist, I'm counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

tear ducts also add holes. IDK, check out this video : https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?t=1037

[–] lemmyartistforhire@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

At 1:40 he defines his minimum hole size, but I chose a minimum size that doesn't count tear ducts.

Also I just found out, I may not know what a hole is. If I puncture a plate twice, it now has 3 ways to tie a string through it, so 3 holes? Can anything have just 2 holes?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you count pores its a big job.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

actually, pores are just dents

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anime pfp ☑️

Degenerate sexual something ☑️

Something racist ❌

I will take it.

[–] RobotZap10000 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

ThinkPad life!

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