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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago

Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.

The authors of this world suck.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

I think what’s pissing me off about the US most right now, is even through the dumpster fire and their idiotic elected leader, Americans are STILL moraizing, looking down on others and being the world police

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[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands in July of '22. I spend a lot of time going back and forth. My then fiancé, now my wife, was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis during the pandemic. Given the obvious price difference for medication to treat the disease, I decided to move in with her instead of her coming to the US.

I find it disheartening to see what the rest of the world thinks about Americans up close. I am competently multilingual enough to hold conversations. I have to admit now that I understand why other natively born Americans pretend that they're from Canada outside of the U.S.

Despite my embarrassment about the body politic and discourse from my country, I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe. Either that or they've always been here to begin with. To me, the difference is that the scale is much smaller.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe

America's worst export.

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I hope that we'll find a way to block that bs, like the Kremlin troll farms etc.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.

we haven't even started the vomiting yet.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 21 hours ago

Long before this point

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

well, he wasn't a pedophile at least.

[–] Honytawk 5 points 1 day ago

It is a low bar, but it is a bar

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

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Rest of the fucking world

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I dunno. I just live here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you inspired me to make an easy to use meme in this situation.

1000001783

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] imTIREDnhungryboss@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

weirdest taco I ever saw

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

Every time I dip a baby carrot in hummus I have to think about Donald Trump because it creates a miniature bust.

[–] lostbit 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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[–] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 348 points 2 days ago (10 children)

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 231 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 137 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Epstein’s best friend, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, is a human trafficking child rapist.

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