Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??
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And that’s basically it!
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It's to distract you from Epstein
"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"
Except a certain somebody I could name...
Keep it classy huh orange?
What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.
You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.
Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.
Weird weird
... What the fuck
Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing
Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.
I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.
The "libs" get angry.
Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.
Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.
Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.
Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?
I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.
Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.
I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.
That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump
That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.
Somehow, Trump found a way...
His children will inherit the throne. Usually the eldest, Don Jr., so Donald Trump is still the boss.
Trump will make a decree that when he dies, Don Jr becomes Donald Trump. Since he’s then the same person, he gets to keep the title of President.
He's not going to live forever
Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!
It's not against the law if it's a presidential action. Lol
lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)
https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25
Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace
No, because he's a successful, smart black man. They have to make an example of him
"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.
Everything is projection
Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.
The authors of this world suck.