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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 55 minutes ago

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago

It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] articulatedstupidity@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 hours ago

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 2 points 4 hours ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago

Weird weird

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

... What the fuck

[–] Yetanotherpaolo 45 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 1 points 6 hours ago

Somehow, Trump found a way...

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

His children will inherit the throne. Usually the eldest, Don Jr., so Donald Trump is still the boss.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 minutes ago

Trump will make a decree that when he dies, Don Jr becomes Donald Trump. Since he’s then the same person, he gets to keep the title of President.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

He's not going to live forever

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

It's not against the law if it's a presidential action. Lol

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

[–] Nico_198X@europe.pub 2 points 6 hours ago

No, because he's a successful, smart black man. They have to make an example of him

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 10 hours ago

Everything is projection

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

Terrible foreshadowing, too obvious.

The authors of this world suck.

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