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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 4 hours ago

Let's split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they're great at it!

[–] vane@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago

Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!

Oh, so germany is korea now?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Give this champ a Nobel Prize

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

West Korea, best Korea

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago

English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Babe wake up anew west coast vs east coast beef just dropped.

[–] 1yjgjmmt5988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Looks similar to Norway and Sweden 😄

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago

Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How about a striped Korea instead?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

lol ... Polka Dot Korea

Then again ... isn't that known as electoral districts in the United States

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 54 minutes ago

The gerrymandered border slicing through an American's house to isolate its occupants into different districts

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

It would surely be much more peaceful. Let's just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower

[–] wieson@feddit.org 29 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] UnknownSoul@programming.dev 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'd say we turn it into Korea and Aerok instead

Was that on purpose?

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago

it's over, kim! we have the high ground!

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 61 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing...

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 55 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Political compass Korea

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

That's not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

How about stripes?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago

Well... it did...

[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 7 points 14 hours ago

It's Koreas all the way down.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago

Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 18 hours ago

Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!

[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Every 10 years the Israelis have to all move to Gaza, and the Gazans get to move into Israel. They trade places every ten years.

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 5 points 15 hours ago
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