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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think I’ve only ever met 2 furries in my entire life. I don’t know where this person is that furries are so common. Then again, I’m not a nuclear engineer. Maybe radiation attracts furries?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know where this person is that furries are so common.

Seattle.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Lol I was gonna answer this too, even have a dedicated furry bar

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

This is one of those things that might not always be immediately obvious if you’re not plugged into that specific community.

I’ve never met a furry either. But completely by chance, I found out that my city of 160.000 people has a group who does regular furry walks. Basically, they’ll do a walk and meet the public once a month. I had no freaking clue we had that here. It wasn’t a thing I was looking for and never ran into. It was completely by chance that I read an article about it.

So uh, furries are probably closer than you think is my point 😀

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I don’t know where this person is that furries are so common.

Idk maybe he’s at a furry convention?

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Furries are all cyber security engineers so start each conversation with your favorite windows update so far.

[–] DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"An nuclear engineer"? That's suspicious grammar for a nuclear engineer.

I was a peer writing tutor at a top engineering school. I would be surprised if an engineer had verb-noun agreement. (That said, my kid was a nuclear engineer and is a great writer, so that is the danger of stereotypes...)

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This is how you know its not written by chat gpt

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe tell them you're a taxidermist? Although that might be a different kind of turn on.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Whatever just don't tell Lemmy you're a landlord

[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Good. Landlords should be scared.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You got your rent check written up yet boot sucker?

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh brother. I'm not a landlord any more but if I was I'm sure I'd be petrified

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 200 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I think he understands the problem considering he mentioned his 200k income at the start of the post.
Fur suits are expensive so hes the perfect money source :D

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 102 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unlike those industrial engineer peasants.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well you see American manufacturing keeps getting hamstrung by an orange dipshit who thinks he's saving it

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Maybe they want to get a spiderman style radioactive dog bite to turn into their ideal puppy form.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Unironically yes. Lots of variation in pay and prestige among different engineering disciplines. Manufacturing engineers are not typically very well paid from what I’ve seen.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 22 points 1 week ago (7 children)

That went directly over my head. Apparently I’m out of touch. Haven’t dated in many years.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

A sugar buck?

[–] teft@piefed.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"can I be your fast breeder reactor?"

😂

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 51 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think there's a large population only because this is inherently niche. And niche things attract niche interest groups in larger quantities.

TLDR FUR FREAK GALORE

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A friend has made a compelling case that furries are a key indicator species in web communities. If the community hosts furries, it means things are going on there, if it doesn't host furries it's probably not worth your time.

[–] deur 24 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Or the same group of people who were going to be furries (predominately a thing developed on the internet) were going to first be deliberate internet users who then naturally discover lemmy.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The hacker known as Lemmy?

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does he know who's is a furry and who isn't at a party? Are they always dressed up?

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 70 points 1 week ago

because he is at a furry party. they are all dressed up. him too.

[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In my limited experience, they're pretty up front with it even when they're not wearing a fursuit or furry merch.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In a million years, I never would have guessed that this was an issue.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

That's because you're not a nuclear engineer.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell em you work for Boeing.

[–] mdurell@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Only if you really want to blow their doors off.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 26 points 1 week ago

He's obviously in his furry suit.

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