massive_bereavement

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

::: TLDW Asbestos :::

Depends on how much time I've got but 1 point for "i logical men" and "bi men" is a three-pointer.

Thanks for the assist!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for going the distance and fetching the link!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ok, I see you're an Assassin's Creed character, because the first line sounds a gartment description more complicated than anything I've ever worn. I do appreciate the effort and description though :)

My favorite Whitney Houston song.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Argh, to be young again and have a sharpie at hand!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Fellas using this. What do you do with your coins?

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

YSK dogs usually don't sniff drugs because they don't know what is expected from them. Instead, they act on body cues from the handler, which is also looking for body cues from the suspect.

In other words, the cop is looking at you for when you're nervous, and then telling the dog to look further on that place.

If you stay still and relaxed, they won't be able to tell.

(Unless they know you're carrying, then it's just a matter of time and effort)

He just wanted to see "fewer".

 

Let me throw you a curveball: It's a well balanced synth song with a strong intro, then the lyrics hit you.

 

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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