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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Roundabouts are even better.

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't realize there was a difference

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Traffic circles are not real roundabouts. They are just a road that have a circle shape. For example traffic circles often have traffic lights.

Roundabouts are traffic circles. But they have to be just a circle with "give way" at the entrance. No stop signs, no traffic lights.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I love roundabouts, but goddamn are they annoying when you're stuck in a route starvation situation. I've had bad days when I'm stuck for close to 5 minutes at one near my house depending on time of day and approach route.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need a 2-laner and drivers who understand how they work

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

It's already a 2/2.5 lane roundabout, but if you're on entrance 3, while 1 and 2 are busy as hell, you may not have a window to safely go through.

This roundabout is at a major intersection just off of a freeway and between like 3 different shopping centers, so it's awful to go through at rush hour. I've gotten good at eyeballing windows that scare the piss out of my wife in that roundabout.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean sure, but I've been stuck at lights that long too

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

At least at a long red I can run it safely if there's no one around (I had to do that at my last apartment complex because the secondary road had stupid long lights overnight, and mine regularly skipped my direction).

[–] pfr@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 20 hours ago

Laughs in Australian

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 159 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandrasekhar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I've taken a trip to see this infamous roundabout - it's quite pretty at night!

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago

Interestingly they spin counterclockwise here, but clockwise in Australia.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

How can one be too stupid to use a roundabout?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I’ve seen

  • Turning left without going around the center

  • Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and

  • My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah your mom is right. An entrance signal is useful on smaller roundabouts, but is always less important than the exit right signal

[–] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago

As a European it's very cute listening to you guys working out how to signal on a roundabout.

But to give some help... Signal as if you're going to continue round until you pass the exit before the one you need at which point signal for the exit.

[–] Arkthos@pawb.social 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think using your left signal if you're leaving on the third exit of a four exit roundabout is actually standard practice in some countries. I saw people do this a lot in Norway for instance.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh? This is actually great news.

I’m a grownup who got a driving license late, but even after the practice and test I didn’t know the answer to how to signal out of a roundabout. So I looked it up.

In my home state, the law is: never use your left signal at a roundabout (unless switching to a left lane within a roundabout). So I assumed it was universal. Maybe not.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

That's probably how it should be. Otherwise the only way the left signal is useful is if you see it right when the car enters. Otherwise you'll have no idea what exit it's meant to be for.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 16 hours ago

Unfortunately, it's a thing. I've had people try to merge onto the roundabout when I'm in it, and then honk at me when I didn't let them through. If any of these people ever do hit my car, I am not going to try to correct them ahead of time so that they perjurer themselves to the cop who eventually shows up to take the report.

Which I think speaks to the terrible level of driver training in America. A roundabout is a combination of things that you should already know about as a driver, like how yield signs work, and how to stay in your lane and follow lines on the road. If you can't put those thoughts together, then I question your ability to drive safely at all.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't think it's a matter of 'can't figure it out' as much as 'don't like change'. We've been putting roundabouts in my shithole state and the number of people who complain about them boggles the mind. They will successfully navigate them, but they'll whinge about it the whole time.

This happened to me just the other day as I was chauffeuring some good old boy around. Mind you he wasn't even driving, but still had to let it be known that he disapproved. There was no traffic so I barely had to slow down to navigate the intersection and his input was "I hate these things, they just slow you down!". I tried pointing out that if it had been a 4-way stop we would have had to stop, so it was actually faster this way. I don't know if he was immune to logic or just unwilling to admit that something that was different than what he was used to had a benefit, but he just repeated that he hated them, so I dropped the subject.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t know if he was immune to logic or just unwilling to admit that something that was different than what he was used to had a benefit

You said they were a (presumably white) old American dude, so I would wager that it's all of the above.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, he was a cracker. Here's the thing though, in other ways he seems like a perfectly normal and decent human being.

We passed by an Amish produce stand and he had me stop. He got a bunch of fresh Veggies and then we stopped at a Chinese restaurant where he went inside and gave the lady working there a bunch of them. As we were leaving he even had a short conversation with her in Chinese. I'm sure it was very simple things like "Have a good one" and "Goodbye" or something similar, but I thought it was cool he had learned it. That kind of thing is pretty rare around here.

In the car he was telling me how they had recently lost one of their children in a car accident. It was heartbreaking. Sounds like he has known them for quite while.

He then had me drive to a neighboring college town that has people from all over the world come to go to school, so it's a fairly diverse place. He was telling me he liked it there because there were so many different kinds of interesting people. We stopped by his Dry Cleaners which was also ran by Chinese people and he left them with the other half of the vegetables.

Then on the way out of town he had me stop at the International Market. He asked me if I had ever tried Eel before and when I said I hadn't he bought me a couple of cans (it's ok, nothing to write home about imo).

So yeah, he was an old white redneck, but he wasn't a total piece of shit and fairly open minded about some things. I'm not sure why he hates roundabouts, but that attitude is super common around here, among all sorts of people.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (13 children)

for a country who's core values is Car, they suck at driving

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.

Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 15 hours ago

I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed go have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

Idiots.

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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Schaut mal, Kinder, Big Ben

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Unexpected European Vacation quote.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 195 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

You can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (20 children)

Not any sane mind can comprehend this.

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[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

Mr bean, is that you?

[–] evergreen@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.

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