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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

for a country who's core values is Car, they suck at driving

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.

Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

My driving test consisted of making four right turns, then parking and verbalising how i would park on a hill.

No parallel parking, no back-in parking or even 3 point turn. I was never even taught to parallel park, but i saw the episode where kris kardashian taught one of her kids and it just clicked lucky for me lolol

Dont judge, the early seaons are great for cringe watching :p

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Yep. This person gets it. The auto and gasoline industry basically ruined the environment and our culture so a few select people can make a few $$$.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed to have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

Idiots.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Our core value isn't Car, it's "individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others". It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So interesting to me that Americans think being dependent on a car is "freedom". Individual freedom should be the freedom to get to where you need to go with viable options to walk, bike, train, bus, tram, or drive.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I think you're focusing too much on the "individual freedom" bit and missing the "at the cost or inconvenience of others" bit

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We rarely have other viable options. Long before most of us were born, the U.S. built an infrastructure centered around cars, sidelining other forms of transportation.

In America, owning a car is often the key to freedom of movement. So it's no surprise people equate cars with freedom. Getting people to see how car dependency actually limits our freedom is like trying to wake someone from the Matrix.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No one can make a profit on people walking, so I dont understand how your point makes any sense.

edit: oh wait! footware and sports drink companies. OK, well, you've made some compelling points here. And we use small handed children to in America to make these shoes and sports drinks, right?

To be fair the mindset that a car means freedom is also quite common in Germany too. Especially in the countryside (tbf its often required if you dont want waste a lot of time due to shitty public transportation)

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you can’t drive like a dangerous asshole on your way to park your full size truck based SUV across two handicap spots if you don’t have a car in the first place!

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you don't have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.

Hey, I represent that implication!

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Muh freedum to die in a raging, alcohol sparked ball of fire, metal, bone, and blood.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like the founding fathers intended

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

A bunch of white landlords in their 20s‑ish who owned other human beings def understand me better than anyone else