lars

joined 1 year ago
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 17 hours ago

Actually and literally pro-life. Not pro-birth, though, because that’s none of my business. A for-profit insurance company cannot help but have blood on its hands.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

I kinda resent the fact that I’m a lefty American in the 21st century. I could be so so so happy about the state of things, if only I were wired differently.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 17 hours ago

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 17 hours ago

F you that’s so fucking hilarious

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

The efficiency of these folks is on a level you wouldn’t believe

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

I’ve never heard the ditch before. I love it.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

He’d do the same for me

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

It even shows whether the license haz eyes

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago

Jokes on them I don’t let my horse do any of my drugs

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via

 

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You are not immune to rule

 

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Dr. Rulearman

 

When I text only a functional .onion URL to an iMessage recipient, Apple is somehow able to add the correct favicon/apple-touch-icon to the message despite the fact that the content should not be accessible at all to anyone when I’m connected to my provider or my home WiFi.

What have I missed here?

 

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You don't understand, I might need that hilarious Cracked listicle from fifteen years ago!

 

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Born for the job

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first date rule

 

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marx rule

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