I wasn't saying he's like a right wing teenager. It's just that his mentality and things he finds cool is normal for a teenager but extremely embarrassing from a 54 year old man

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh for sure, he's a whole man-child.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

World's first 50-something with chūnibyō

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago

"Cringe is dead" mfers when they see Elon musk squidward-nervous

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

100% pure unadulterated cringe not from concentrate

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 73 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"It's based on one character from one book, and another character from a fanfic of that same book"

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

It's based on one character from one book, and ~~another~~ that same character from a fanfic of that same book

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago

✨Creative genius✨

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is Musk's self-insert lmfaoooooooooooooooo

It's how he wants others to see himself.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is so obvious it is this it hurts.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

agony-mescaline

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

You laugh, but this thing is going to be in charge of deploying F-35's in a few years smuglord

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago

A fighter designed by one of libertarian-approaching 's companies will have warning tones replaced with fart noises and "pull up" notifications replaced with "pull out" in an anime girl voice

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

good. anything to degrade the efficacy of the imperial military

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Edward Cullen and Christian Grey

Literally character and his fanfiction expy

[–] fox@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Also Christian grey is a textbook abuser. Like, it's not even subtle.

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago

this might be the first time in history where I'm not excited about a sullen space twink

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The right has read another book and it's making the left nervous.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago (5 children)

same-picture

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"The guy from Dark Souls"

??? Do they mean Patches?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they mean John Dark Souls, the protagonist of the Dark Souls franchise. (to be serious I think that's an screengrab taken from an archive site where the image in that post didn't survive archival)

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Dark Soulsguy kojima

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

melon-musk Nice one Grok! Like, Kraven the Hunter...He will be Draven the Predator! Yeah, I like the sound of that

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh my God... he has a type... Elon probably thinks he's light yagami.

@TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net Theres no fucking way lmao. agony-limitless

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

You're a fucking billionaire and haven't created your own shadow bougie intelligence unit shut the fuck up my dude you're literally one of the least competent billionaires that exists.