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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by simple@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 days ago
[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This never gets old

That poor sweet kid

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

he has no vaccination?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 178 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't mind joining random games, but this type of shit happens way too often. Frickin lock your game lobby if you're not interested in playing with random people...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message "oops, this was meant to be a private lobby", which is quite funny

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For how easy kicking is in DRG i found it to be used extremely rarely. One of the most chill game communities imo.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.
exclusions apply for sitting and pointing at a particularly shiny piece of gold or screaming "ROCK AND STONE!!" at eachother for no reason

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.

What a fucking taskmaster! What's next, we aren't allowed to practice headshots on our teammates during missions?! Let us LIVE, man! 😛

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In some games, they’re public by default then you should make them private. I’m thinking of Dying Light for example

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

After an update and having been a while since I played it, I was running a nice solo session of 7 Days To Die offline on my machine and get some wierd message.

Turned out the thing wasn't offline and, worse, it defaults to online public server with no password no nothing, and somebody had joined my session and blew up my base when I was away from it. They kept trying to chat to me afterwards - can only guess they wanted to gloat, and didn't see the point of enhancing their experience by giving them them that - but I just stopped the game, searched around, found that the thing had defaulted to online public and switched it off.

Handled the whole thing like as if it was some kind of random challenge the game had thrown my way so I had to rebuilt my base (one of the core game mechanics is that every 7 ways the game throws a massive monster attack at you) just in time for the next attack, which I succeeded in doing, so ultimatelly I turned that person's attempt at griefing into more fun for me, though in the few minutes in my game they destroyed hours of me building the original base.

Anyways, wtf stupid decision from the gamedevs was that to silently default a game which is just fine solo offline, to public online. Have those people never played anything online and have no concept of griefing?!

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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

After quite a break from HD2 I've returned to try a game vs Illuminati. I've always played private lobby, but this time settings were reset and I forgot to check this specific one. Ended up in a game with random people which wasn't my plan.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 154 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if Tolga is in the friends list too now.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck Tolga and his "only following orders" bullshit. Tolga made a choice. We all make a choice.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 8 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Why are friend list size limits a thing? Except for UI, it shouldn’t be a problem. And a simple search feature fixes the problem

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe to limit account theft. One account with 10,000 friends gets compromised and thats 10,000 people who can get phished, each if whom might have thousands of friends

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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy amount of ads on that page. More than actual content. Yeah, I was lazy to install adblocker on my phone browser. Until this moment.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uh, glad I could help?

I run adblockers on all my devices as well as a Pi-Hole.

On my end the site looks clean. Cannot function these days without some form of blocker.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 72 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Five messages, and each one of them has some kind of spelling error

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (5 children)

And they...enhance it? I'm an Oxford comma-loving pedant, that can't be right?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 22 points 3 days ago

Yes. To be clear, I’m not complaining. It’s what elevates this to high art.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Happy cake day, frend!

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

One message and has spelling error.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How it feels to participate in conversation on niche lemmy instances.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

You just had to make it difficult, didn't you

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Sorry, this instance is friends only

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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Tolga is not good people.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

POV: When you're the socially awkward kid in school during the mid/late-2010s and you don't have a smartphone to be in group chats, so nobody wanna talk to you since they view you as "the loser who doesn't even have a phone"

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

i was banging rocks together all by myself long before this 'Farming' nonsense

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Helldivers 2 Community is awesome.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Go play DRG instead

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Frend's art: https://www.instagram.com/dremskiyy/

Sadly a lot of artists only have a Instagram account, which makes it impossible to view their art on a mobile browser/without having an account

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is why I exclusively post my art on other peoples refrigerators

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

I fucking hate those sites. As far as I'm concerned if you can't even browse without making an account, it shouldn't show up in search engines.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And let's not forget that Meta used their apps to track you in mobile browsers. Even having their apps installed for rare use is a terrible idea.

[–] machinaignava@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Yup. I use a privacy frontend to view specific accounts: https://imginn.com/dremskiyy/

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[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You have made an enemy for life!

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

seems like this was the perfect opportunity to make a new friend <3

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

He brought an antipasto salad and everything too 💔

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