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Donald Trump has praised the president of Liberia for speaking “such good English,” seemingly unaware that Liberia’s official language is, in fact, English.

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[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

I would like to Return the compliment, but I can‘t.

[–] AngryPancake@sh.itjust.works 98 points 3 days ago

Well, no one could say that to him

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

A lot of slightly smarter Americans wouldn't have taken the risk of such a remark, despite remaining oblivious to the mere existence of Liberia.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They read a lot of books in Libraryia. Many such books. Everybody says so.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yuuuuuge books, the biggest books anyone has ever seen

Inb4 it's a dictionary

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"So many books. I can't believe how many books they had. There were books everywhere in this building."

[–] harbard@fedia.io 71 points 3 days ago (3 children)

See? This is that shit i was talking about when he first ran when i was still in high school. Dude is so fucking oblivious.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

At my high school, if you were a senior with a job (and it wouldn't affect your graduation) you could take a "work program" class which was supposed to be about personal finance and career goals. But the teacher sucked and every Friday, we'd watch a show tangentially related to jobs. That show? The Apprentice.

She thought Trump was a good businessman and we could learn some lessons. We were also assigned Art Of The Deal. She was not thrilled that we weren't into it.

And let me tell you, anyone who watches that show and reads his book then still walks away thinking Trump is anything but a bumbling idiot is a goddamn fool.

I've hated this dude for 20 years.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m sorry you’re growing up with this nonsense.

[–] harbard@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

me too; but at least you know it’s not you’re fault — for whatever that’s worth.

[–] huppakee 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My theory is that a general lack of empathy caused his racist mindset combined with his his perceived superiority caused by his political power results in him not giving a fuck.

[–] harbard@fedia.io 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m more interested in why the nation thought that voting for a man who is (at least) politically retarded would have been a great thing in any way, shape or form. Like no one would hire someone who has never touched a computer in their life as CTO of some company; but we would vote Donald trump into one of the most powerful positions in the nation with no real credentials, experience or education in law and governance at all. Baffles me.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 days ago

I see you have not met many CTOs, unfortunately.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Because the clowns running the show weren't willing to even entertain the thought of fixing the deeply broken status quo. When Trump, a political outsider, came and promised to take a sledgehammer to the system he was welcomed with open arms by many of the people who were most hurt by it. Of course Trump is, if anything, an escalation of the worst excesses of the system, but he was still a perfectly positioned straw to people who had nothing to hope for from the status quo. There's simply no equivalent sledgehammer coming from the left, so even people who would be predisposed to progressive politics flock to the only credible attempt to take down the system. What's going to replace it? They don't fucking care; nobody is out there selling the communist utopia so they're flocking to the all-white ethnostate.

PS: To anyone who feels the need to say "but Trump is bad!!!", yes but that's not the point.

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 7 points 2 days ago

Just voting vor a "celebrity" is insane to me. He grew up so privilaged even if he were not mentally ill, he had no idea how the world works. He has no idea what a world looks like where he shits his diapers and people point and laugh.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You're neglecting a whole side dish of stupidity.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was really hoping for him to be talking with someone in the UK or something

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Depending on the region, that might have validated him... /s

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They're "so well spoken". That's what makes them "one of the good ones".

If this turdsack actually makes it to Thanksgiving he's gonna go full racist while pardoning the turkey.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 2 days ago

It's a farmed turkey, it's mostly white meat.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

It's going to be a long 50 years. You think it's fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

this is not trump being oblivious, this is trump being blatantly racist

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He's lived in a bubble his entire life. for 60 years he lived in an aristocrat's bubble. and since he was in his mid to late 60s, he's lived in one where he's treated like a living god. He was raised by affluent , arrogant, racist and supremacist bastards, and that will never leave him.

remember a few weeks ago , if that. he had a fruedian slip and dropped an antisemetic remark when he was trying to talk about scammers or something?

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

He's (probably accidentally) correct in this case, Joseph Boakai's first language is Kissi

[–] huppakee 40 points 3 days ago

If that wasn't cringe enough, here's what the article concludes with:

“I could do this all day,” Trump mused as the leaders took it in turns to flatter him.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I despise Trump more than most but this article is silly. Only about half of Liberians speak English, and less than 2% speak it as their first language. It's the official language because there are 31 different languages spoken in the country and they need something to be lingua franca so why not make it English for added international appeal. India is similar

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The official language of Liberia is English because the country was founded by former slaves and free black people from the USA.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now you make me question whether it's a future deportation destination...

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Also why the flag is almost the same I guess?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Presumably the leader of a country would be able to speak its official language, like how so many Canadian PMs speak both French and English

And even then, a better person wouldn't inject narcissism into their stupidity

[–] PlasticLove@lemmy.today 32 points 3 days ago

I genuinely thought it meant Trump was speaking up his own good English.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want him to say that to Starmer

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Thank you Mister President."

"Yunno, your king speaks good English too, I see a lot of people here speaking good English."

"Again, thank you Mister President."

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's what an educated person sounds like Donald.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's such a trump thing to do

[–] tal@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I could have guessed Liberia, but I remember being genuinely surprised when I first discovered that Belize spoke English. I'd have expected Spanish, given the geography.

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Until 1973, Belize was called British Honduras, that makes it less surprising.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh gods what did we do to make them anglophones? Belize, I know what we did to Liberia

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Belize was the Brits, not Americans.

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

tRump sucks.

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Probably negotiating the minting more DJT Caesar commemorative proofs. Act now and you can get a SECOND DJT CAESAR commemorative proof free. ~(additional shipping and handling charges will apply).~

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Probably speaks better than him tbh. How long until he tries to rename English to American?

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