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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 points 3 hours ago

I don't expect places to have wifi. If only phones had their own way of connecting to the internet.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

But people in the real world don’t like talking to me.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

i hate phones

(i have no other comment.)

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago

I never use any public WiFi on my phone, why would you use wifi like it's 2005?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 14 points 12 hours ago

I didn't like talking to other people in 1995, and I sure as hell aren't going to start enjoying it now.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 97 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 34 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe drink too much, assault a woman and call the bartender the f slur. Feeling cute.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

What the fuck is the f slur? Other than fuck

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's the one that rhymes with Taggart. And is another word for a bassoon.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is faggart like a new slur? Or do you just have questionable rhyming skills?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Gonna start calling my gay artist friend a faggart now thanks.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine a bundle of sticks all rolled together….

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

But what why would they be riding their loud motorcycles in a coffee shop?

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Same thing. Check the mussolini party

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 14 hours ago

"Faggot", slur used for homosexual men.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

When my family goes out we usually have to put our phones away. It was my rule, but now I break my own rules and my kids have to tell me to put my phone away. I guess my kids are better than me now.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a place near me that I don’t go to very often, and almost never if I’m alone. They have great food and it’s pretty cheap, but they don’t have WiFi.

That normally wouldn’t be a problem, because I rarely use any of my cell data, but it’s a super old building full of interference and I can only get cell signal if I happen to get one of the 3 seats within 10 foot of the front windows.

If I do go by myself, I get weird looks for bringing comic books or video games and just existing by myself, but there’s nothing else to do while waiting for food so..

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, I think there's about two games you can download to your phone that will run without an internet connection. Even fucking Balatro—what do you need internet for? People have paid for the game!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

except that in america at least lots of data plans somehow block you from using the hotspot function, i do not fathom how the fuck it's possible but people keep talking about it so i have to assume it's a real thing..

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What? That's... that's insane

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the US is completely fucking insane, all the stuff we hear about countries like china and north korea basically actually happen in the US and no one gives a fuck, and americans just find it so normal that they don't realize others would think it's fucked up

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

Yep, Americans have less freedom than North Koreans because we can't tether our phones data service to our laptops. /s

I fully support net neutrality, but there are bigger problems than not being able to tether your phone's data plan to your laptop.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago

This sign goes hard in countries that belonged to former Yugoslavia.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Here's the $0.85 for the coffee, thanks!"

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Your welcome! Enjoy your styrofoam cup coffee from a deli that smells of Malboro cigarettes. The sugar has weird moving black things and milk has been left out for 3 days.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I never understood why Starbucks became big in the US, but I always assumed it was something like that.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It’s actually because they started offering syrup filled, whip cream and caramel covered drinks directly on the menu. They were briefly infamous for like 1000 calorie macchiatos.

Little espresso shops had flavor shots before, but the rest were pretty much donut shops that sold regular utility coffee, and the sugar and fat was external (donuts sandwiches and pastries).

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (7 children)

"Do u think y2k is gonna happen?,"

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 35 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yes. If you're a Dutch soldier you even get free drinks, and it only costs your honor.

"Toast of shame" - Mladic and Karreman drinking together

Happy 30th anniversary. Cheers to the Dutch Army.

[–] MeThisGuy 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

The most striking image yet to emerge from the fall of Srebrenica comes in a BBC film to be screened next week. It shows the indicted Serb war criminal General Radko Mladic presenting the commander of the UN peacekeeping force at Srebrenica, Colonel Ton Karremans of Holland, with gifts wrapped in Christmas paper. Mladic was evidently in a expansive mood and he had good reason to be: at that very moment his troops were preparing to massacre the 4,000 men and boys who the UN had handed over to him.

https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/1999/nov/17/features11

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