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The amount of cope happening in that thread to convince themselves that cloud seeding caused the flood is off the charts...

@Grok could cloud seeding have caused the floods?

No, cloud seeding contributes 10-15% extra rain maximum

But @Grok couldn't that have been enough to push it over the threshold

No, this was 40 inches of rain brought by a massive tropical storm

But @Grok if it didn't do anything why did they stop cloud seeding before the storm if it doesn't contribute significantly

(At this point Grok gives up and a human replies) You don't need more water when you already have lots of water

Mfs will believe localised weather meddling can cause a flood but can't believe trillions of tons of CO2 can exacerbate natural disasters...

I can't believe that Grok is fighting the good fight in this case but by the looks of it they will only agree with it if it matches their existing belief system...

Apparently installing warning systems was too woke or something.

Okay, hear me out guys. So these machines are really ingenious. Basically they use science to make the floodings worse. They heat up the atmosphere because warm air can carry more water and then the rains can become much much harder.

But wait, heating up the atmosphere? I can't even heat my condo properly! So here is the trick. They use something called green house gases. Basically these gases, and that is really evil, they let sunlight in, but they don't let the heat out. But you can't really control where the gas stays, because its gas. So these fuckers they heat up the entire planet and take us all as collateral damages to whoever they want to mess with.

But even worse. They peddled the lie to us, that the green house gases would be good for us because when we make them, they give us some heat or electricity, even though taking sunlight and wind for that is far cheaper and safer. So instead of letting us get almost free energy from the wind they convinced us to pay for us emitting those gases that they use to kill us!

Secret photo of Kamala Harris causing floods:

They believe whatever sounds more exciting to them. It’s a fantasy world all the way down. Climate change doesn’t sound interesting, so they instead say that it’s part of a weather manipulation scheme spearheaded by the Democrats.

The Jewish Water Cannon.

Watersheds aren’t real

Literally the definition of "flood"

Yeah, because we call it "climate change". What does that even mean? Sounds long compromise to me

We'd be better off calling it "climate destabilization"

They don't believe in real science, and instead believe total bullshit.

Dontcha know? It's the Republicans playing with the new weather control machine that Biden installed when he threw hurricanes at Florida. He left them the keys so they're figuring it out now.