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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

"Xarelto", or alternatively "cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt" if medicine doesn't count.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago
[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago
[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Chicken salad

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Zaxby's, so I guess he's Zaxby or Zach.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] craigers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Tell me more about what makes this burrito super

[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Nutritious gummy!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Banana Fritter

[–] Qtech@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Jalapeño chicken

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Rice Cracker

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 4 days ago

trencito (chocolate)

[–] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Brekky bagel sandwich!

( homemade: eggy sausage cheese with organic maple syrup & siracha, chive cream cheese, toasted daves plain bagel... fuck yeah)

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Fudge Pretzel

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Thai Noodle? Works for me!

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Peanut butter and weed sandwich

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I have a moral objection to naming guinea pigs after food, but...

Cheese Steak

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Egg Drop Soup.

Egg Drop is a cute name.

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Brussels sprout!

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Mole burrito

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Kiernian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] astrsk@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago
[–] tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Chilli Mac with Beans.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Stroopwafel

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Dehydrated pineapples

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Drunken noodles

[–] RobotZap10000 2 points 4 days ago

Cucumber slice

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 4 days ago

goddamn that's a cute pig tho.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.

Awww, he's such a cute little protein shake.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Come meet Dried Pineapple - isn't he cute?

[–] Bclueck@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Liver loaf ragout with pasta.
A long name for a heavy guinea pig.

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