klemptor

joined 1 year ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If you like making love at midnight

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 0 points 4 hours ago

I really don't think this person has a vagina.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

In Southeast Pennsylvania (Philly suburbs):

  • Winters are way more mild with much less snow. We were recently rezoned from 7a to 7b, which tells me the USDA believes this change isn't going to revert.
  • Summers are a lot hotter and more humid (and there are so many goddamn mosquitoes!)
  • We get really strong wind gusts now - it's not uncommon for the day's forecast to have wind at 25 mph (about 40 kph) with gusts at 45 mph (about 72 kph)
  • We get tornado alerts a few times each summer now. Those used to be super rare.
  • We get haze as the soot from the Canadian wildfires drifts in our direction
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 14 points 6 hours ago

It's not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don't wash out a vagina.

The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago

Holy shit she's in her early thirties! Why do all these MAGA women get such awful fillers?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Make it look like they're sweating and watch as their shitty Just For Men dyejob runs....

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty lady's still rocking the waterfall braid! Give her a carrot for me :)

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

Minimalistic, clean lines. I don't like a lot of detailing or filigree on things because it just collects dust and makes it so much more work to keep things clean. No curtains and only a limited amount of tchotchkies for the same reason. Other than that, I like a lot of grey, blues, and greens, with the occasional pop of something bright. Soft, textured fabrics for duvet, throw pillows, and area rugs.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Between this and the one you had put in a few weeks ago, your taste in wallpaper is on point!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

I fucking love her energy haha

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 26 points 1 day ago

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by klemptor@startrek.website to c/android@lemmy.world
 

I have a Samsung Galaxy S21 and I just got the new OneUI update. Now when I watch media in Jerboa there's an annoying scrolling notification that appears:

How do I get rid of this?

Also how do I get rid of whatever this is in my edge tray?

Thanks in advance!

Edit: I figured out the first one, search settings for the Now Bar and disable whatever you don't want to see

 

What women-led YouTube channels do you all like? Share them below!

 

Hey friends. I've recently realized that what I thought were freckles is actually melasma, and my dermatologist has prescribed me tretinoin for it. I have very pale skin, generally normal in the winter and a little oilier in the T-zone during the summer, but it can dry out really badly with things like AHA. From what I've heard, tret is pretty drying. My dermatologist recommended that I start with applying it only two nights a week, and using a pea-sized amount mixed into my moisturizer. I use the Tatcha Water Cream moisturizer, which is pretty light and has been great for me, but with tret I'm wondering if I'll need a heavier moisturizer. I'm also worried that my usual double-cleansing will worsen the dryness from tret. I double-cleanse with an oil balm to remove my mineral sunblock, then with the Tatcha Rice Wash to get rid of the sunblock & oil balm residue. But I'm thinking the rice wash might be irritating because it's got a (mild) physical exfoliant, so maybe I need to find something else for my second cleanse?

Does anyone have any experiences to share about dryness on tret, or just starting tret in general? Anything I should be aware of? I'm weirdly nervous about it!

 

Hi ladies! Today CheeseToastie created a new community for women's interests (makeup, skincare, health, nail polish, etc). I've agreed to share it around so if you're interested, come join us at !WomensStuff@lazysoci.al

(Mods, if this type of post isn't allowed, my apologies!)

 

Today CheeseToastie created a new community for women's interests (makeup, women's health, skincare, whatever). I've agreed to share it around so if you're interested, come join us at !WomensStuff@lazysoci.al

 

Ladies, help me choose nail polish for a St Paddy's Day fest this weekend! I will be wearing all the tacky plastic shamrock shit the grocery store will sell me (plus green eyeshadow). Here are the contenders (from left to right):

ILNP - Reminisce
ILNP - 1UP
Cirque Colors - High Society
Cirque Colors - Mood Ring (magnetic)
Cirque Colors - Ethel
Orly - It's Not Rocket Science
Sinful Colors - Calypso

Which one should I go with?

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by klemptor@startrek.website to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml
 

Since the last release, I find that gifs won't play in Jerboa anymore. For example, this comment just appears as a static image for me, even when I click on it. Do you see the same behavior?

Edit: solved by user merde alors:

did you enable "auto play GIFs" in settings>look&feel ?

Then close and reopen the app and that should fix it.

 

 

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