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Guinea pig.

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Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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But pussy isn't!

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Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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What did the bad hamster do to you?

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I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

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Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

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