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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

Many people can't grow a mustache, this guy grew two

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 28 points 11 hours ago

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 96 points 16 hours ago

You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 13 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 5 hours ago

It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Its not about asking whether you should, instead of if you can. Maybe also do that, or dont; idk, I wouldn't mind dinosaurs. Its about compassion for the great beasts and slime molds and gross insects.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.

With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago

Twice, I'd imagine.

[–] Slovene 15 points 13 hours ago

Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago

"And you do you want your beard?"

"Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I'm a busy man."

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 7 points 13 hours ago

Dr. Zoidberg!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But why would this man do this?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 15 hours ago

Sweet sweet krill

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair

I'm quite jealous of his head hair too.

[–] known_unknown@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

get ready to feel old, remember the mighty boosh logo? this is him now:

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)