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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Its not about asking whether you should, instead of if you can. Maybe also do that, or dont; idk, I wouldn't mind dinosaurs. Its about compassion for the great beasts and slime molds and gross insects.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 13 hours ago

Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!

when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 15 hours ago

It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

Twice, I'd imagine.