Many people can't grow a mustache, this guy grew two
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
You guys are dicks. He only looks like that because he usually lives under a lot of water and some asshole fisherman pulled him up, so his body literally decompressed at the surface. Try to be better?
Hey! Stop making fun of Jamie Hyneman!
Like legit, how does he eat a burger?
I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
Enquiring minds need to know!!!
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.
He doesn't. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
I feel like unless it's a krill burger, he wouldn't even be interested.
We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?
Twice, I'd imagine.
Dr. Zoidberg!
"And you do you want your beard?"
"Just copy/paste my mustache to my chin. I'm a busy man."
But why would this man do this?
Sweet sweet krill
In case you wanted to know, he’s a former executive for the NFL’s Tennessee Titans.
Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair
I'm quite jealous of his head hair too.
