That's so wonderfully tacky. I kind of love it. It needs to be in a room that has a circular bed that slowly rotates, and has mirrors on the ceiling. Oh, and a hot tub, right next to the bed.
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It's got real "Fra jee lay. Must be Italian" vibes.
I guess elbows off the table isn't a thing in your house.
It goes with the couch.
NSFW table.
Nice tits
Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
Am I the only one that's disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?
Even that wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't grind flat spots on the elbows to support the table.
The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.
Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian!
is mom not putting out
I have a feeling OPs mom and dad are divorced. That table definitely seems like divorced dad chic.
At any rate, i would have liked to see mom's face when dad rolls in with this like "Ayo, look what i got" :D
yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts
Which casino does your dad own?
It really ties the rest of the furniture together.
Hot
Is this his house?
I hate everything about this house and this picture.
Starting with why the fuck would have a driveway that big for a house that size? You’d expect it on a house 5x that size.
That's just how the AI designed the image.
drifting track
Oh that building ? That's just the toilet
what is this, my first minecraft house?
Boobies
Hooray!
You should sneak in some bikini tops on them.
If they're proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You'll have to really shell out for them.
Your dad has impeccable taste.
Goes well with the rest of the room. Would be a shame there weren't more sea related items in the room, though. Gotta commit to the theme besides the sexy sirens.
That whole room is horrifying. Is your dad a sea witch?
Their poor backs.
Is there a movie about this table?
Ah yes. I thought it was similar. One of the only movies I tried to watch twice, but couldn't make it too far past the scene.
You should watch the spanish movie "The coffee table" with your dad