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[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

That's so wonderfully tacky. I kind of love it. It needs to be in a room that has a circular bed that slowly rotates, and has mirrors on the ceiling. Oh, and a hot tub, right next to the bed.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

It's got real "Fra jee lay. Must be Italian" vibes.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I guess elbows off the table isn't a thing in your house.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 19 points 12 hours ago

It goes with the couch.

[–] toppy@lemy.lol -1 points 4 hours ago

NSFW table.

[–] con_fig@programming.dev 18 points 12 hours ago
[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 62 points 15 hours ago

Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Am I the only one that's disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Even that wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't grind flat spots on the elbows to support the table.

[–] testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world 113 points 18 hours ago

The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.

[–] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 40 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I have a feeling OPs mom and dad are divorced. That table definitely seems like divorced dad chic.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

At any rate, i would have liked to see mom's face when dad rolls in with this like "Ayo, look what i got" :D

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

Which casino does your dad own?

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 39 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Does your dad do talk therapy for mob bosses in this room?

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[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

It really ties the rest of the furniture together.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 115 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a major award

Your dad has the taste of a 1950s man

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 60 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (11 children)
[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I hate everything about this house and this picture.

Starting with why the fuck would have a driveway that big for a house that size? You’d expect it on a house 5x that size.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

That's just how the AI designed the image.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 23 points 16 hours ago

drifting track

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 16 hours ago

Oh that building ? That's just the toilet

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

what is this, my first minecraft house?

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 43 points 19 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deathbysnusnu@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 68 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

You should sneak in some bikini tops on them.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 86 points 19 hours ago

If they're proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You'll have to really shell out for them.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Your dad has impeccable taste.

Goes well with the rest of the room. Would be a shame there weren't more sea related items in the room, though. Gotta commit to the theme besides the sexy sirens.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

That whole room is horrifying. Is your dad a sea witch?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

That’s the tackiest thing I’ve seen for a minute.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 16 hours ago

Their poor backs.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is there a movie about this table?

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's called The Coffee Table

Screenshot from the movie for reference:

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Ah yes. I thought it was similar. One of the only movies I tried to watch twice, but couldn't make it too far past the scene.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You should watch the spanish movie "The coffee table" with your dad

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