chapotraphouse

i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet.. haven't had to itch in over a year now and I'll never go back

Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.

11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.

EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2

15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”

I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.

In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)

I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

smear campaign

if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie

I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.

scratch Charlie Kirk's anus and a fascist bleeds

Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve

do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles

God they really don't have anything against him, do they?

Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?

I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.

And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?

seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"