NuraShiny

"Not dying in a climate apocalypse is only something progressives care about. Not like us good people, eh? Throw more car batteries on the fire! What?! You threw them in the ocean?! Well, I guess I can't blame ya, your heart was in the right place."

The thing we all knew would happen, did happen. Crypto is only useful to commit financial crimes and even for that it's bad.

Don't worry libs, federal law will be changed soon.

You can be secure in the knowledge that you will get fired if you mess up on some entirely arbitrary metrics that allow bosses to give their problematic faves preferential treatment.

As a species, we need to invent a leg covering that is all pocket.

The race to the bottom is on.

I wonder why the least likeable guy has to deal with this. Weird. Inexplicable.

Oh no! Will the money be okay?!

He didn't quite stick the landing on his "destroy the US empire" speedrun last term, but he wasn't idle over the last 4 years and has come out the gate with a strong strategy this time around!

He is such a loathsome removed I hate him. The essence of liberalism, in the form of a turd that talks.

If you think meritocracy is real, explain why a fucker who guessed right on a coin flip a few times (and then never again) should be worth looking at or listening to.

Hey TV executives! I would subscribe to the reality TV channel that puts 625 rich sociopaths into a bunker and films what happens.

new market?! Let's go?

I am not saying there aren't good examples of this. But we both know 99% of stories that involve monarchy tropes do it to get to the power fantasy in the shortest possible amount of time. And those also almost universally have an adventurers guild, a walled city with no fields or other visible way to get food around it and an inspect/analysis skill and slavery...