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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love when research confirms folk beliefs that have been around for centuries.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Noshitsherlockology is the funniest branch of science

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's so funny that some random peasant that would have only survived to 40 years old at most 400 years ago could have told them they didn't need this research

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vegetarians in absolute shambles.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

They're used to it

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago
[–] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[you eat food containing fear, that's why you're scared]

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

[and unprepared]

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Recently did a bit at work where Jacob Marley misinterpreted that as weight related insult. We were riffing on classic lines being taken too literally or wrong. 'I come to bury Caesar, not praise him' crowd - "yeah! Fuck that guy!" "Who's digging the hole?"

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well."

"Did you know he had like 15 dogs?"

My immediate reaction lmao

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Gouda Night kelly

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gives you vegan nightmares.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I'm starting to think it's the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Nah that's a vegan's nightmares.

Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don't eat animal products.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they're vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

God I only vaguely remember why these mouse Ashley memes exist lol

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

With nothing beyond the knowledge of the effects of the opioids in salvia and that there are casomorphins in much cheese, this seems pretty natural; doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.

Mama's revenge. 🐄

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does vegan cheese have the same effect?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Nope. Cause it's made of fundamentally different things.

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Initially this looked like someone doing the cheeseslap meme for Terrified Stock Image Man.

And I've heard of this happening. A person in another Lemmy instance I'm in mentions having cheesemares all the time