this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
423 points (96.1% liked)

tumblr

4617 readers
929 users here now

Welcome to /c/tumblr, a place for all your tumblr screenshots and news.

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Must be tumblr related. This one is kind of a given.

  4. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.

  5. No unnecessary negativity. Just because you don't like a thing doesn't mean that you need to spend the entire comment section complaining about said thing. Just downvote and move on.


Sister Communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 hours ago

You met a fae

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

And then all the pharmacists clapped

[–] grvtrkr84@piefed.social 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I really hope this is true. Love it for both of them if it is

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 157 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

That's some chaotic good fae magic happening.

Literally stole the name, but only because you wanted it gone XD

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 25 points 12 hours ago

Dude went dumpster diving for a name. It's not theft if they're throwing it away. One woman's trash is another man's treasure.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 64 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 12 hours ago

I see it more like this:

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 47 points 15 hours ago

Stealing someone's name, even a deadname? Is your pharmacist Yubaba from Spirited Away?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When your pharmacist is even more of a fairy than you are, LOL!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Is it cool to say that? I always thought that was a pejorative term.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I was a little nervous to make that joke, not gonna lie, but I gambled that folks would realize I was just punning about fae stealing a feminine person's name and not trying to be mean.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Got a chuckle out of my. IMO good comedy is very much about intent. You can say something offensive and legitimately funny, that's comedy. You can also say something extremely offensive/racist and actually mean it though the delivery may be kinda funny. Not comedy.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I got it :) made me smile.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Context.

You talkin about the magic and whimsy of someone?

Or you trying to belittle them for not being toxicly masculine enough?

Context.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Extra lols if he took their last name too

[–] drspod@lemmy.ml 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This would be a remarkable cover for straight up identity theft.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I suddenly had the scene flash through my head: OP stands in a dimly lit and smoky cantina holding a gun pointed someone sitting at a table and says, "You stole my identity!". Antonio Banderas setting at the table with his feet up, drops his feet to the ground and leaves forward so that his face comes into the light and he says intensely, "It was not theft! I only became the you that you could not be!".
OP says, "That's unfortunate because that me is dead.", and pulls the trigger.

I don't know why it has to be Antonio Banderas, but it does.

Also, as bad as the idea is, it's still 10 times better than the premise behind Face Off.

[–] Akasazh -3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This ain't 4chan. Users actually expect the barest hint of decency here.

[–] ernest314@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

straights will literally watch a movie about "doc oc" getting beat up by spider boy but no, heavens forfend a trans girl get called the right name

(am unfortunately a straight, afaict)