Stamets

To give a frame of reference, you and The_Picard_Maneuver both make about 5 posts a day it looks like.

I slept 3 hours last night so I haven't processed everything in this post yet but I do have one thought. Your complaint was that they post a lot and should "touch grass". Sidenote, I don't think that it was necessarily the best foot to put forward by just openly throwing shade like that in the first message as an admin... Again, Idk where the hell I stand on any of this at the moment because I can't remember how to circulate my own blood.

But.

If you have that issue with their posting habits I am genuinely wondering what you think about people like myself or Picard Maneuver then. Not meant to be snide or sarcastic. I am genuinely curious with no emotion attached to it other than curiosity itself.

cough cough No idea what you're talking about

Lol suffer

I mean... it's a joke that she made about herself. Self deprecation not allowed on stage?

Well I'm pointing, does that count?

Don't care. Cuddly.

Delight your ears with a listen along on this deranged trip.

Friends, posters, lurkers... Lend me your upvotes. For lo, in a mere day, the doors of Lemmy shall be shuttered. Our memes cast into the abyss. Our shitposts left orphaned. Unsent. O wretched fate! O cruel, unfeeling cosmos! How shall we endure? Thirty minutes is no mere blip in the timeline of our bumbling digital existence. It is an ERA. An epoch of suffering! Civilizations rise and fall in such time! Legends are written, heroes are forged, and here I will sit, my hands trembling, no memes able to posted, no takes able to be unleashed, no silly little guys to upvote. What shall become of me? Shall I gaze into the empty abyss of my own thoughts? Speak to the people I live with?

No. That way lies madness. I shall be but a husk, a shattered remnant of who I once was, awaiting the sweet release of Lemmy’s return. And yet, even in my darkest hour, I take solace in one thing: at least I do not have to spend these thirty minutes on startrek.website, that lawless den of fools, where moderation is a myth, the admins are as competent as a warp core made of wet paper, and every discussion devolves into a petty slap fight between people who somehow all deserve to lose. If the fabric of reality must be torn asunder for thirty minutes, let it be here, and not in that cursed wasteland.

Hold fast, my fellow posters. We shall weather this storm. We shall endure this trial. And when the servers rise again, like Kahless reborn, I shall return to these lands with memes twice as cursed, takes twice as deranged, and an unbroken will! Stronger. Funnier. Hornier. Steel your hearts. Prepare to refresh your pages. Let not the darkness take you for the MEMES SHALL RISE AGAIN.

Pretty sure they were making a joke

Could you please remove this from being embedded and give an NSFW tag? Thank you <3

Edit: You didn't respond so I had to remove it, sorry.

Only on Tuesdays

I have no life