Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS
“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”
The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.
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I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?
I mean, your mom was around back then...
Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I'm a teenager and haven't figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.
Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.
Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.
Register google dot com
Not even buying Apple will net you any short term money.
Better to bet on the superbowl (or whatever sports knowledge you possess).
It's not about money, it's about altering reality.
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Turn on my computer and play some Command and Conquer or if it's weekday, get up and prep for school.
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Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
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Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.
Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
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Have tons of crazy sex, do piles of drugs, camp, see live music, dance, sex, drugs, repeat.
Same as now really
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Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.
That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom
Figure out how to set up a stock trading account with ameritrade, or whatever the ad for the talking baby who bought stocks was for, and invest in today's big companies. I'd invest like 10 bucks at a time, but keep doing it. Also? Buy some bitcoins.
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I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight