this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you're leaving the carrots in the shower you clearly aren't trying to hide what you're doing with it. At that point there isn't even really much plausible deniability. So why not just use a device designed for the job and less likely to break or cause some other terrible health problem?

Unless they just have a carrot fetish I guess?

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or.... you know... someone just made this up.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who the fuck makes this shit up!?!?

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

People trying to make other people laugh.

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Because it's for a snack. The lube is completely unrelated, I swear

[–] cron@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Clearly, the roommate isn't eating them.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

2 is 1, and 1 is none. Always have a backup carrot.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This carrot shows signs of surface abrasion not typical to just water or a grater.

Detective, perhaps you should engage one of your other senses to investigate the matter further.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, so it's just a free carrot. Go ahead and eat it.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's likely still entering the digestive tract, though.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Using water-based lubricant in the shower seems counterproductive

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bugs Bunny?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

How else are you gonna convince your bunbun rabbit to stay for a bath?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AquaGlide: 👍

Carrot: 🤔

I’m more interested in knowing why OOP thinks AquaGlide is normal, but not a carrot.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think your roommate might secretly be a…

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